Bert's Family Feud
In the all-important lead in to the 6pm news, the afternoon game show war between Channels Nine and Seven has hotted up with Bert Newton returning to Channel 9 as host of a new series of Family Feud.
After a two decade long absence, five-time Gold Logie winner, Bert Newton has made a much publicised return to Channel 9 where he previously spent 30 years hosting variety television. Bert has finally escaped from the increasingly tired Good Morning Australia where brief snippets of entertainment were squeezed in between endless infomercials for products no-one wants.
Family Feud first aired on Channel 9 in 1977 and ran until 1984 then, after a break for a few years, moved to Channel 7 from 1989 to 1996. This time around it is up against the popular Deal or No Deal on Channel 7 as the two networks try to capture an audience who will stick around for their 6pm news.
The Family Feud format has changed little over the years. Two families compete to try to guess the most popular answers, given by 100 members of the studio audience, to mindlessly dull questions. One family guesses until they either get all of the answers on the board or they get three answers wrong. If they strike out then it is over to the other team for a single chance to take the points for the round. After the preliminary rounds, two members of the leading team play the final round in which they have to answer five questions. If they get 200 points or more then they win the prize money. The amount of prize money on offer, from $5,000 to $100,000, depends upon the number of top answers guessed by the player who goes first.
In the first episode of Bert's Family Feud, four brothers in one family competed against three generations of women in the other family but the real star of the show was Bert. Everyone loves Bert. His coolness rating has skyrocketed in recent years as he has learned to take himself less seriously. Bert is a natural as a game show host with his camp style and ease in front of the camera but he is not as young as he once used to be and in a failed attempt to hide this, was heavily made up and his hair carefully glued into place.
With Family Feud back on our television screens there will be many funny moments when the audience's most popular answers to a question are actually incorrect or when a contestant's mind goes blank under pressure and they give an absurd answer to a simple question but, no matter what happens, Bert will take it all in his stride.
Burt Is SHIT!!!!
Henrik, June 23, 2006 5:30
Dear Gary Badenhop,
The reason i didn't give you that autograph, was because from a distance, when i saw you, all i wanted to do was vomit,............into your rectum?
Goiter, June 23, 2006 5:28
I am looking for the 'wrong answer'sound "bu bow" for a teaching resource game I am making for UNI. Can anyone help me out or tell me where to obtain it.
Chris Enright, June 23, 2006 5:17
bert i would like to go on your game show with my family so would you please pick my family to go on the game and play. thank you.
anita, June 19, 2006 10:54
CAN YOU PLEASE ADVISE ME ON HOW I CAN BECOME A CONTESTANT ON THE SHOW,, THANKS
JENNY MOUTSOS, June 16, 2006 10:07
the show is so cool
how do we become contestants?
daniela, June 14, 2006 2:16
Hi my whole family loves bert and also love the show we would love to be on the show what do we have to do to become a contestant please
regards
Kelly
Kelly Jephson, June 9, 2006 3:11
hi the ryan family are keen to play how do we get there
mick ryan, June 7, 2006 4:11
We absolutely love Bert and love the show. Please tell us how to get on the show.
Samantha Goostreyl, June 7, 2006 2:32
Hi, my family and I really like the show. Could we please be emailed information regarding how we can become contestants on the show. Thanks lots.
Joel Mallett, June 5, 2006 2:30
my father turns 80 on the 13th i went to visit him today as he is in a nursing home and he was quite concern that bert had passed away i try to tell him has not he just keeps saying his tv shows r repeats is their any way u could help me put his mind at ease
andrea teske, June 5, 2006 1:32
hi there i was just wondering how i go about my family and i becoming contestants on your unreal show. Kel smell
kelly hazell, June 1, 2006 11:19
Can you please tell me the names of all the hosts of Family Feud?
Geoff Phillips, May 31, 2006 7:53
Hi there, your show is enjoyed by many of my workmates and we would love to register for Madness Monday!!!! We are teachers at a primary school and would love to go up against the kids ( or maybe even challenge the parents).Your help in providing information to register for your fabulous show would be greatly appreciated.Cheers....
Lisa Paull, May 31, 2006 3:01
Hi, I love your show and i would love to be a contestent on your show. Where do i go for auditions? hope to hear from you soon....
suzanne saleh, May 31, 2006 2:49
Date 27/05/06
Dear Sir/Madam
I am writing to you to say how good your show is. Bert makes the show. It is a lot better than Deal or No Deal by 100%.
The only disappointment is that I was told that I would be able to get Bert's autograph.
Then during the break, we were told that it will not happen.
I remember when Bert was on the Graham Kennedy and the Don Lane shows.
I have been a fan of Bert Newton for over 15 years, and when we were told that we could not get his autograph on that day, and to be able to get close to your Idol and shake his hand, I was then disappointed.
The show is Fantastic. I hope that you can beat Deal or No Deal.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Thanking You
Gary Badenhop
Bert's family fued, May 27, 2006 4:45
HI; I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW I CAN REGISTER TO PLAY ON BERT'S FAMILY FEUD. REGARDS JO..
JO, May 24, 2006 6:23
this show rox my socks
kayla, May 23, 2006 11:23
Hi,my name is Carol & id really like to know how my family could apply to enter the show could you please send me an email with all the information id need to apply for the show. Thank-you Carol
Carol, May 23, 2006 3:44
i was just wondering how do i go about appearing on the show with my family? , they are rather interested in the program.
Tim Lampe, May 22, 2006 5:28
Hi. We really love the show and watch it every day. We were just wondering how to audition as we can't find info anywhere. By the way... The dogs love it too. Go Bert!!!
Shey & Tarn, May 20, 2006 5:00
hi, just curious on how people try to become contstants on your show ... i love it it is great !! it was really funny when them cross dressers were on .. i would like something different in my life and to be a contestant wow that would be great please give me some advice? kind regards
renee
Renee , May 19, 2006 7:06
same as others. would love to be a contestant. how????
amanda lyon, May 19, 2006 5:50
I would appreciate some info for being contestants on Berts Family Fued. I love the show and i don't care what anyone says,"Bert's still got it!"
lisa, May 18, 2006 3:35
hello, we would like to be a contestants on your show, can you please forward information required to apply. thanking you in anticipation
vicki, May 17, 2006 7:31
Myself and my sister inlaws would like to be appart of your fabulous show. If it is possible for you to send me an application form i would be so greatful, i think we would have a chance. Thank you for your time.
Dana Eliason, May 17, 2006 2:54
My two Brothers Mum and I would all love to go on Berts Family Feud but we don't know how to enter please help!
Emily, May 17, 2006 2:46
My two brothers my mum and i would love to go on Berts Family Feud but I have no idea how to enter
Emily, May 17, 2006 2:42
Hi, i am an avid watcher of the show and i would love to know how i can apply to be on it. It would be great if you could let me know how that could happen.
Cheers...Megan
Megan Ford, May 16, 2006 2:38
Could you pleas email the information I need to be a contestant on family feud.
Valerie Bell, May 11, 2006 7:00
hi there. can u please tell me how to go about auditioning for bert's family fued. My sisters and I would love to have a go!
many thanks
donna, May 11, 2006 3:31
Hi,
I would like to find out how i can register to be a contestant on the Family Fued Show with my family? Please let me know the details.
Thanking you
Melisss K
Melissa Kolaritsch, May 10, 2006 10:56
Hi, loved the show when I was 15 still love it now I am 30. My 2 sisters and sister in law would love to be on the show. Please advise how to do this? Thanks and keep up the great work
Cheers
janelle :-)
Janelle, May 9, 2006 11:59
Hey I would like to be able to go on berts FF with my kooky family. How do I do so???
Felicity Mazur, May 4, 2006 6:52
hi,
im loving the new family feud and would love my family to enter as contsetants please advise me of how to do this
Kind Regards
Angelique Kelly
Angelique Kelly, May 4, 2006 2:37
i'd like to find out how to register my family to be contestants on family feud. there seems to be no information anywhere. thank-you
Jessica McColl, May 3, 2006 7:44
I think that family fued is a great show. Bert Newton is doing a great job, with all his jokes. I would really like to know how to get on the show.
Good luck with the ratings hope you stay.
Jill Bennett, May 3, 2006 4:37
Berts show is fantastic and i have been a great fan of his work for a long time. Bert rocks and i will keep watching him for a long time to come.
I would love to come and play on Family Feud. My 3 Sisters and Husband will be there in a flash. Go Bert.....
Mary , May 3, 2006 1:26
I really enjoy watching your show, keep up the great work : ) and would like my family to participate as contestants - please advise how???
Linda Moujalli, May 2, 2006 12:37
I really enjoy watching your show, keep up the great work : ) and would like my family to participate as contestants - please advise how???
Linda Moujalli, May 2, 2006 12:34
I really love you and think you are so funny. My mummy and 5 year old brother sit down and watch family feud everynight. We just wish that the australian software version will hurry up and become available. We do play the american version but its just not the same. My mum said that I am too young for your show (i am nearly 9) but hopefully one day I can become a contestant. I do get a lot of the top answers sometimes beating mummy which is always fun. She saids you are a legend and you always make her laugh - she loves you too. Well done Mr Newton you ARE a legend. Can you please tell me when the australian software version will become available thank you.
ashleigh, April 30, 2006 7:02
Hi
I love watching family fued and would love to register my family as contestants. Can you please tell me how to do this.
luisa, April 30, 2006 1:52
I don't see how some people find Bert so frustrating or annoying; I think he is rather witty, and often laugh at his jokes. If he is so annoying, don't watch it. I am, like 'Truds', annoyed that there is no Australian version of the game on the net. As for you, Mr_Ed_and_Things, I think you are a vulgar creature. The language you use in your comments is appaling. Didn't your mother ever teach you? If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all! How do you feel?
Stromboli, April 29, 2006 7:21
hi i've heard that there is auditions in s.a. could i get some details.
lisa, April 28, 2006 4:44
Hi, I would like to know how to enter my family on Berts Family Feud.
Thanks
dave, April 26, 2006 6:07
Hi there I was wondering when the ADELAIDE auditions for family feud will be held and how can I apply for them. I thoroughly enjoy the show and I think BERT is FANTASTIC
Rhiannon, April 25, 2006 8:28
Could you pleas email the information i need to be a contestant on family feud. Thanx :)
Tracey, April 25, 2006 3:14
u rok mi world
hung chung, April 20, 2006 11:54
we would like to know how to become apart of the game show
thanks
Amanda Marsilio, April 20, 2006 6:05
mr_ed_and_things ... you are one of the saddest human beings on the planet....you hate a show and then go to it's website to state this fact....seems like you should maybe get something constructive to do.....? Dunno....
Poo, April 20, 2006 2:43
Hi, firstly please let me say sorry to Bert and other members recording the show including those behind the scene. Sorry for the silly, hurtful remarks by some people in previous emails. I hope Bert knows how the Australian public really feel about him. He will go from strength to strength and so he should. Age should not be a barrier to how long one should remain.
Now, the reason I read the previous emails is because I would like to find out if it is possible to audition for the show. I live in South West QLd as do my adult children. I am single and have a small disability which is an artifial leg. I would love to be able to have a go on family feud while I'm still young enough to do so.
I hope that you do have auditions in each state as some have stated and not what others have said , that you have to fly to sydney and take pot luck. It is the only show I give my time to so hears hoping. Thanks for your time and regards to Bert . I will close in the hope that just maybe I may be able to have my chance as feel I would be ok as an contestant and I have 3 very smart adult kids. Also a smart alec grandson who is great.
Regards Kay Jensen
Kay Jensen, April 19, 2006 1:59
family feud is a great concept for a family game show...yes, but unfortunately bert does not cut it for me. he takes too long on the questions he asks at the end which is really unfair...goodluck bert..but speed things up a bit mate!!!
ANA, April 18, 2006 3:45
I love the show and would really love me and my family to be apart of it how can this happen please let me know.
Sharon Rossetto, April 18, 2006 2:18
i would like to be a contestant on family feud , but not sure how? Could you please email me with details... jackie
Jacqueline Forrester, April 14, 2006 9:25
Hi, being a long time fan i am so excited family fued is back on television. I would like to enter my family to become contestants but i am unsure as to how i would go about doing so.Looking forward to your reply. Regards Kylie
kylie , April 6, 2006 7:02
Hi,
My family are interested in becoming contestants on Family Feud. Could you please tell me how we can apply?
Hope to hear from you soon. Regards,
Emma
Emma Giffiths, April 2, 2006 5:39
We would like to become contestants on the Bert's Family Fued, what do i need to do?
Please advise as we live in Sydney.
Thank you
Teresa, March 31, 2006 5:28
I was VERY dismayed and disappointed when Bert asked the first question of the contestants on today's show - 31 March 2006. I felt the question "Name something teenagers might steal" was absolutely appalling and in very poor taste. I would like to register my disgust and ask that future questions be more appropriate to the game.
Sincerely, Clarice Low Choy
Mrs Clarice Low Choy, March 31, 2006 1:10
I find Family Feud interesting but I find it increasingly frustrating when Bert forgets to mention the other answers & top answers.
Nichelle, March 19, 2006 3:29
I love this show and i realy want to be a player, how dose one do that???
Dimi, March 13, 2006 1:15
bert you should suck a stiff one because your show certainly does, rob bruff looked a bit sillier but he was a better host and you just plain suck. 20 to 1 is very ordinary too and i'm sure you know it.
mr_ed_and_things, March 6, 2006 10:51
We use to love the original show back in the......way back when it was on. We were to young then to ask to get on the show so now that I....have a computer.....When are you holding auditions in Adelaide? We would love to be on the show!
Sia, March 1, 2006 7:43
I love family fued. I have had the American version game on my computer & the all the family play it. Dissapointed there is no Australian software version or to appear on the show you have to first fly to sydney to be in the audience. Not everyone can afford to fly a family to Sydney. Love the show and game anyhoo !
Truds, March 1, 2006 5:27
I was a long admirer of Bert, along with Graham Kennedy. Sadly, Bert (along with the rest of us) has aged, and is no longer funny; just a bit sad. Please let his reign be
short.
bery kidd, February 22, 2006 2:06
Bert you are the best. Sometimes when I was feeling dowm doing the same routine with the kids you would make me laugh on GMA. It is so boring without you, they should close that show now because you are gone and so is the humour. I only watched it because of you. I wish you all the sucess on Nine but you don't need it. Yourself and Graeme were fantastic I always watched the old re-runs of when you were together at Nine. My parets were great fans. You seen to connect with the young. When ever you are mentioned around a younger crowd everyone says the same thing you are so funny. Good luck.
Rose, February 18, 2006 4:32


